Hey Blog,
So I was eating an apple this morning and I accidently ate the sticker they put on the apple. Now i'm rather sure that I won't die from some sort of sticker poisioning, but at first I was nervous. Remember scratch and sniff stickers, how funny would it be if they put a scratch and sniff of an orange on an apple, I would totally get confused. This looks like an apple but smells like an orange.
Furniture
My stuff got here yesterday and as I was putting everything in its proper place I realized something. I hate my stuff. Seriously, if all of it would have crashed and burned on the side of an interstate and I got a check for my stuff... that would have been a day to commerate. I would build a golden idol to that day and I would celebrate it bi-annually. Regardless, I got my stuff and it all smells like storage unit sweat gross-ness.
Matt Nathanson
So last week I was able to enjoy a 30 minute car ride with Matt N. I have been a big fan of his music for the past fews years and I really enjoyed spending causal time with him. It's interesting, I have never been one to get that star struck... I have actually meet quite a few celebrities but there are only four celebrities that I would want to spend any quality time with... Ryan Seacrest, Christopher Gorham, Zach Braff and Matt Nathanson. I have met two out of the four not bad.
that's all blog...
love,
JD
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Monday, May 4, 2009
You can Tube
Hey Blog,
It is one of those mornings where all I can do to motivate myself is to watch youtube videos. Nothing like crying to old White Lion songs, learning how to deliver a baby in a taxi cab and watching old clips of monte python's the holy grail. What a grand website.
Movers
So it has been a week longer than they said it would be to have my stuff moved. Actually I take that back, when they wanted me as a client they said "It could take up to 14 days." It has been 13 days, but what do you do now??? If I complain they'll drop my stuff off in Kentucky and send me my money back.
Celebrities on Reality TV Shows
I think they ran out of celebrities for Reality TV Shows. There is a new show on Fox that has Baby Jessica on it, she is famous because she fell into a well when she was 3!!! If I get hit by a bus or shoot myself in the head with a nail gun can I be on a reality tv show??!??!
X-Men Was Awesome
Not really. I hate to be the guy that points out continuity flaws but apparently none of the mutants had "lock picking abilities." If you just put them in a metal cage they're like "Crap, I can exploded stuff with my eyes but I can't do anything about this master lock!!"
that's all blog,
love,
JD
It is one of those mornings where all I can do to motivate myself is to watch youtube videos. Nothing like crying to old White Lion songs, learning how to deliver a baby in a taxi cab and watching old clips of monte python's the holy grail. What a grand website.
Movers
So it has been a week longer than they said it would be to have my stuff moved. Actually I take that back, when they wanted me as a client they said "It could take up to 14 days." It has been 13 days, but what do you do now??? If I complain they'll drop my stuff off in Kentucky and send me my money back.
Celebrities on Reality TV Shows
I think they ran out of celebrities for Reality TV Shows. There is a new show on Fox that has Baby Jessica on it, she is famous because she fell into a well when she was 3!!! If I get hit by a bus or shoot myself in the head with a nail gun can I be on a reality tv show??!??!
X-Men Was Awesome
Not really. I hate to be the guy that points out continuity flaws but apparently none of the mutants had "lock picking abilities." If you just put them in a metal cage they're like "Crap, I can exploded stuff with my eyes but I can't do anything about this master lock!!"
that's all blog,
love,
JD
Friday, May 1, 2009
Crazy Week
Hey Blog,
Well hopefully I will get back in the swing of things with the blog. The recent fires, guests in town, moving out of hotel and my new country club membership all have left me without enough hours in the day to help pay attention to you.
Hamburger Race
On Wednesday Dani P, Rachel P and David P were at the Pelicans game where we dressed up like hamburgers and had to battle to the death. Okay.. no death battles, but Dani P and Rachel P had to build a burger on our backs the fastest. Dani P lost and she thinks she broke her thumb in the process. I guess she was meant to be a vegetarian.
People are strange
I have had more random people mad at me this week for the most bizarre reasons. Here are a list
1) A buddy is mad because I told him of a prank I was going to pull on him but didn't
2) An 8 year old is mad because we said on the air we think the Intermediate schools are for 4 years old
3) My new neigherboor is mad that I called his dog by the wrong name.
4) My mom is mad because I drank her cherry wine 4 months ago
5) Dani P got mad at me for calling her a dirty dirty whore ( okay that one I get )
6) My corns are mad at me. (I'm assuming because there killing me)
7) My pet pig Randy is mad because I won't take him to the Doc to check out his "flu"
8) We had a stand up comedian on the show whos in a wheelchair and he got mad because I used the word "Stand-up"
and finally your mad blog cause I neglected you. Never again.
love you,
JD
Well hopefully I will get back in the swing of things with the blog. The recent fires, guests in town, moving out of hotel and my new country club membership all have left me without enough hours in the day to help pay attention to you.
Hamburger Race
On Wednesday Dani P, Rachel P and David P were at the Pelicans game where we dressed up like hamburgers and had to battle to the death. Okay.. no death battles, but Dani P and Rachel P had to build a burger on our backs the fastest. Dani P lost and she thinks she broke her thumb in the process. I guess she was meant to be a vegetarian.
People are strange
I have had more random people mad at me this week for the most bizarre reasons. Here are a list
1) A buddy is mad because I told him of a prank I was going to pull on him but didn't
2) An 8 year old is mad because we said on the air we think the Intermediate schools are for 4 years old
3) My new neigherboor is mad that I called his dog by the wrong name.
4) My mom is mad because I drank her cherry wine 4 months ago
5) Dani P got mad at me for calling her a dirty dirty whore ( okay that one I get )
6) My corns are mad at me. (I'm assuming because there killing me)
7) My pet pig Randy is mad because I won't take him to the Doc to check out his "flu"
8) We had a stand up comedian on the show whos in a wheelchair and he got mad because I used the word "Stand-up"
and finally your mad blog cause I neglected you. Never again.
love you,
JD
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