Hey Blog,
Helicopter Ride
So we have had some rather nasty fires the past few days. Check out the video below. I will say that while I was in the helicopter I noticed at the foot of the pilot was the "pilot manual" Good news, never during the flight did he refer to it and go "Hmmm now how do I..."
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
ILAS
Morning Blog,
So I was watching DWTS last night and I realized that we abbreviate way to many things. Just FYI... ILAS means I love... crap I forgot. Even religious groups are abb. like WWJD, which stands for What wood Jesus dislikes... he's a fan of particle board.
Please stop!!
Yesterday Dani P and I went to a beach bar and enjoyed some Long Island Ice Teas. Now we started talking... actually Dani went to the bar and got hit on by a guy and when she told him I was her boyfriend he keep fist pumping me. Seriously, stop the fist pumping?!?! It was cool about 5 years ago, but I've moved on to the gladiator arm shake.
This is really funny.
Saturn Total Confidence Program http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggrNzlyyjUY
have a great rest of your day blog,
JD
So I was watching DWTS last night and I realized that we abbreviate way to many things. Just FYI... ILAS means I love... crap I forgot. Even religious groups are abb. like WWJD, which stands for What wood Jesus dislikes... he's a fan of particle board.
Please stop!!
Yesterday Dani P and I went to a beach bar and enjoyed some Long Island Ice Teas. Now we started talking... actually Dani went to the bar and got hit on by a guy and when she told him I was her boyfriend he keep fist pumping me. Seriously, stop the fist pumping?!?! It was cool about 5 years ago, but I've moved on to the gladiator arm shake.
This is really funny.
Saturn Total Confidence Program http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggrNzlyyjUY
have a great rest of your day blog,
JD
Saturday, April 18, 2009
You Find out who your Friends Are
Hey Blog,
So I thought I would try my hand at being serious today.
Value
I have noticed something recently about myself and people around me. People will treat you with value if they see you have value. I'll give you a great example- watch this video about Susan Boyle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk
You will see how the audience, the judges and everyone else looks at her with disgust as she is walking out of the stage. The audience and everyone else doesn't think she has any value. Then she sings, she's good, instant value.
The other day I was at a restuarant. The manager of the restaurant recognizes me, he then gave me my meal for free. I have value to him. However, if I lost my job or that value, I can guarantee that I wouldn't get any more free meals. Now I don't bring this up because I think we can change it, we can't.
Think of your past experiences with relationships or jobs. If you don't bring value to the relationship or job, eventually you will lose both. However, I will say this. A good friend, a good relative or even a great partner will always see the value in you... when you don't think you have any. Surround yourself around people that find you valuable even when you might not be. When I was out of work, I wasn't valuable. I didn't have any money, I had gained a bunch of weight, I wasn't feeling creative. Then one day with the help of Dani P, I realized... I am acutally a rather creative guy. I do have value and from there I started to blog my thoughts and ideas right here. Now 4 months later, I have a great job, great relationships and i've lost most of the extra weight. I have value. So do you by the way.
okay no more preaching.
JD
So I thought I would try my hand at being serious today.
Value
I have noticed something recently about myself and people around me. People will treat you with value if they see you have value. I'll give you a great example- watch this video about Susan Boyle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk
You will see how the audience, the judges and everyone else looks at her with disgust as she is walking out of the stage. The audience and everyone else doesn't think she has any value. Then she sings, she's good, instant value.
The other day I was at a restuarant. The manager of the restaurant recognizes me, he then gave me my meal for free. I have value to him. However, if I lost my job or that value, I can guarantee that I wouldn't get any more free meals. Now I don't bring this up because I think we can change it, we can't.
Think of your past experiences with relationships or jobs. If you don't bring value to the relationship or job, eventually you will lose both. However, I will say this. A good friend, a good relative or even a great partner will always see the value in you... when you don't think you have any. Surround yourself around people that find you valuable even when you might not be. When I was out of work, I wasn't valuable. I didn't have any money, I had gained a bunch of weight, I wasn't feeling creative. Then one day with the help of Dani P, I realized... I am acutally a rather creative guy. I do have value and from there I started to blog my thoughts and ideas right here. Now 4 months later, I have a great job, great relationships and i've lost most of the extra weight. I have value. So do you by the way.
okay no more preaching.
JD
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Dr Phil told me to do it
Hey blog,
I have been reading my previous blogs and I notice that i'm horrible at spelling. I have known this about myself since I was a child and I figured out why. It's because of that creepy speak and spell I had as a child. That little demon voice haunts me still to this day.
Movies
You think in the future they will remake movies that were popular today? When i'm sixty will my grandkids want to go see a remake of the Fast and the Furious? I notice they remake a lot of horror movies. They recently had a new Friday the 13th come out. I would think by now everybody would get that story arch. Kid drowns, kid comes back to life as psychic murderer, boobies, other kids die, the end!! I really hope they remake 27 dresses, I love that movie.
Dr Phil
He had a really good show on the other day about relationships. However, I figured out that he probably will never do a show about a husband who killed his wife because she would always quote things that Dr. Phil said on his show.
"How did your wife die?" asked the Police officer
"I couldn't take her telling me what to do anymore through the Dr. Phil show!!" the husband yells
"You should go on Springer!!"
that's all for now blog, pelican's game tonight!! Hopefully I don't skip the first pitch again.
love you,
JD
I have been reading my previous blogs and I notice that i'm horrible at spelling. I have known this about myself since I was a child and I figured out why. It's because of that creepy speak and spell I had as a child. That little demon voice haunts me still to this day.
Movies
You think in the future they will remake movies that were popular today? When i'm sixty will my grandkids want to go see a remake of the Fast and the Furious? I notice they remake a lot of horror movies. They recently had a new Friday the 13th come out. I would think by now everybody would get that story arch. Kid drowns, kid comes back to life as psychic murderer, boobies, other kids die, the end!! I really hope they remake 27 dresses, I love that movie.
Dr Phil
He had a really good show on the other day about relationships. However, I figured out that he probably will never do a show about a husband who killed his wife because she would always quote things that Dr. Phil said on his show.
"How did your wife die?" asked the Police officer
"I couldn't take her telling me what to do anymore through the Dr. Phil show!!" the husband yells
"You should go on Springer!!"
that's all for now blog, pelican's game tonight!! Hopefully I don't skip the first pitch again.
love you,
JD
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Wow I can now blog from my cell phone! Now I really have no excuse to miss a blog. Thank you blogspot for allowing me to take full advantage of toliet time. I'm not on the toliet right now, but I could be! I also might be in a dressing room, in court or in front of the mirror talking in a hair brush. You'll never know. I can tell you where I won't be. In prison, driving, or at an antique show. Not because I can't text at an antique show, its just I boycott antiques ever since I got taken by that damn PBS show! I knew my picture of richardo montabon was worth more than $1.28 enough bloggun via text, I need to hurry and vote for my favorite American idol! Peace
Monday, April 13, 2009
Happy Easter!!!
Hey Blog,
Had a good weekend. Actually got 3 days off which i think I needed to just get my sanity back. I have been back in the hotel for a little over a week. If you have ever spent a lot of time in a hotel after a while you start going crazy. It's kinda of like jail but without all the nasty stabbings.
Opening Pitch
So I got to throw out the first pitch at the Pelicans game over the weekend. It's a little over 60 feet to the catcher and I didn't make it the entire way. The Easter Bunny actually did a better job than I did. However, after I went back to my seat I had someone yell "Don't quit your day job." It got me to think. You know, even if I had thrown a 98 mile hour fast ball i'm pretty sure I wouldn't turn in my resignation the next day so I can go on tour throwing out the first pitch at random minor league baseball games over the country. I'm also pretty sure i'm not going to "quit my day job" to play Golden Tee either.
Nightclubing
I went to a pretty cool nightclub on Saturday night. While I was there I realized. I have no business being a nightclub at my age. Here are signs your too old for a nightclub
1) You complain it's too loud.
2) Your shirt is from Tommy Bahama
3) You don't know what the X's mean on a girl's hand
4) You dig that new song "Baby Got Back"
5) When you get the bar bill you tell back in my day shots were only a nickel stories
okay blog-- I get to be a ringmaster tonight at the circus. I think I might wear my Tommy Bahama shirt.
love,
JD
Had a good weekend. Actually got 3 days off which i think I needed to just get my sanity back. I have been back in the hotel for a little over a week. If you have ever spent a lot of time in a hotel after a while you start going crazy. It's kinda of like jail but without all the nasty stabbings.
Opening Pitch
So I got to throw out the first pitch at the Pelicans game over the weekend. It's a little over 60 feet to the catcher and I didn't make it the entire way. The Easter Bunny actually did a better job than I did. However, after I went back to my seat I had someone yell "Don't quit your day job." It got me to think. You know, even if I had thrown a 98 mile hour fast ball i'm pretty sure I wouldn't turn in my resignation the next day so I can go on tour throwing out the first pitch at random minor league baseball games over the country. I'm also pretty sure i'm not going to "quit my day job" to play Golden Tee either.
Nightclubing
I went to a pretty cool nightclub on Saturday night. While I was there I realized. I have no business being a nightclub at my age. Here are signs your too old for a nightclub
1) You complain it's too loud.
2) Your shirt is from Tommy Bahama
3) You don't know what the X's mean on a girl's hand
4) You dig that new song "Baby Got Back"
5) When you get the bar bill you tell back in my day shots were only a nickel stories
okay blog-- I get to be a ringmaster tonight at the circus. I think I might wear my Tommy Bahama shirt.
love,
JD
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Beer in the Face
Hey Blog,
Here is the video for our beer in the face for charity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi-NPzJAmo8
I get hit in the neck.
Dani P and the fight
So Dani P and I got in a really stupid fight yesterday. Have you ever been in the middle of a fight and you realize that your an idiot. That was me yesterday. I'm an idiot. I'm going to let her throw a beer at me today.
Make Money
I have a new ad on my website. It's called Vemma. It's a company that sells energy drinks. It's got all the cool ingredients that can help you through out the day. I get up early so I like it a lot. You can only get it through this website. You can also sell it yourself if your looking to make some extra money. The funny thing is when I was in college I use to get approached all the time from people wanting me to sell this or that. I always would say "Show me a check and I'll sign up." Well the guy that signed me up showed me a check, it was for about $400. He adverages that a week. Not bad. So sign up, buy it, sell it and make some extra scratch.
that's all for now- love you blog,
JD
Here is the video for our beer in the face for charity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi-NPzJAmo8
I get hit in the neck.
Dani P and the fight
So Dani P and I got in a really stupid fight yesterday. Have you ever been in the middle of a fight and you realize that your an idiot. That was me yesterday. I'm an idiot. I'm going to let her throw a beer at me today.
Make Money
I have a new ad on my website. It's called Vemma. It's a company that sells energy drinks. It's got all the cool ingredients that can help you through out the day. I get up early so I like it a lot. You can only get it through this website. You can also sell it yourself if your looking to make some extra money. The funny thing is when I was in college I use to get approached all the time from people wanting me to sell this or that. I always would say "Show me a check and I'll sign up." Well the guy that signed me up showed me a check, it was for about $400. He adverages that a week. Not bad. So sign up, buy it, sell it and make some extra scratch.
that's all for now- love you blog,
JD
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Bad Days make the Good Days Better
Hey Blog,
This was my day yesterday. Which means today should be a great day!!
1) My personal trainer broke up with me yesterday. He said that it wasn't me but my metabolism.
2) My house remains on the market. The people that made the offer pulled it.
3) I found out I went 1950 minutes over on my cell phone. I owe AT&T $867.09
4) Michigan State lost by 40 points. I had a grand on the game.
5) I found out my car is haunted. Stupid ghosts
6) I think my foot is broken. Stupid foot.
7) I ordered a sauage egg biscuit from McDonalds, they gave me a McGriddle. Ughhh!!
8) My grandmother is dead. It was in 2005 but still shes dead and I know I won't get an Easter basket from her.
Today should be a good day.
love you blog,
JD
ps, For charity later on tonight Blue and I will have a beer thrown in our face. We hope lots of people show up to see this. I know it will be a lot of fun and it's for a good cause- March of Dimes, try to make it out to Gordon Biercsh tonight.
This was my day yesterday. Which means today should be a great day!!
1) My personal trainer broke up with me yesterday. He said that it wasn't me but my metabolism.
2) My house remains on the market. The people that made the offer pulled it.
3) I found out I went 1950 minutes over on my cell phone. I owe AT&T $867.09
4) Michigan State lost by 40 points. I had a grand on the game.
5) I found out my car is haunted. Stupid ghosts
6) I think my foot is broken. Stupid foot.
7) I ordered a sauage egg biscuit from McDonalds, they gave me a McGriddle. Ughhh!!
8) My grandmother is dead. It was in 2005 but still shes dead and I know I won't get an Easter basket from her.
Today should be a good day.
love you blog,
JD
ps, For charity later on tonight Blue and I will have a beer thrown in our face. We hope lots of people show up to see this. I know it will be a lot of fun and it's for a good cause- March of Dimes, try to make it out to Gordon Biercsh tonight.
Monday, April 6, 2009
Good weekend, well half of it
Hey Blog,
I learned a vaulable lesson over the weekend. Don't go drinking with a guy that works at a Rock Station. Let's just say my night out on Friday, still hasn't ended for me. I woke up this morning in an empty field being licked by a cow.
Twitter
I am an official "twit" on twitter. I have no idea how to use it. I think you can update via the text message, but for some reason it isn't working. I do apologize to the woman somewhere in the southern part of Spain that kept getting this text from me "help me I can't twit right, my twit isn't working!!" her response " you might want to go to the hospital to fix that." Apparently it was 3 in morning there and she had to get up early to swash buckle the French. here is my twitter link twitter.com/jdgator1079
Back to the Hotel
So Captian Amazing needed his place back for a few days. Which I get.. I snore. Really loud. Sorry. I like being in a hotel but there are something that you really start miss.
1) if me and Dani P have a disagreement, I have to go to the office part of the hotel suite that just consist of a table and a lamp in the corner.
2) We have to use the heater on the coffee pot to cook chicken.
3) The only way to clean your under garmets is in the sink
4) You can't lick the remote- cause it's too dirty
5) You always realize you need ice as soon as your down to your birthday suit
6) You worry that if there is a fire you won't be able to local the necessary fire exits
7) After a few days you realize that you probably have watched every movie at 10.99 a pop
okay, big game tonight GO STATE!!!!
love,
JD
I learned a vaulable lesson over the weekend. Don't go drinking with a guy that works at a Rock Station. Let's just say my night out on Friday, still hasn't ended for me. I woke up this morning in an empty field being licked by a cow.
I am an official "twit" on twitter. I have no idea how to use it. I think you can update via the text message, but for some reason it isn't working. I do apologize to the woman somewhere in the southern part of Spain that kept getting this text from me "help me I can't twit right, my twit isn't working!!" her response " you might want to go to the hospital to fix that." Apparently it was 3 in morning there and she had to get up early to swash buckle the French. here is my twitter link twitter.com/jdgator1079
Back to the Hotel
So Captian Amazing needed his place back for a few days. Which I get.. I snore. Really loud. Sorry. I like being in a hotel but there are something that you really start miss.
1) if me and Dani P have a disagreement, I have to go to the office part of the hotel suite that just consist of a table and a lamp in the corner.
2) We have to use the heater on the coffee pot to cook chicken.
3) The only way to clean your under garmets is in the sink
4) You can't lick the remote- cause it's too dirty
5) You always realize you need ice as soon as your down to your birthday suit
6) You worry that if there is a fire you won't be able to local the necessary fire exits
7) After a few days you realize that you probably have watched every movie at 10.99 a pop
okay, big game tonight GO STATE!!!!
love,
JD
Friday, April 3, 2009
Yeah... Nu Clothes
Hey Blog,
I feel like a little school boy on his first day of school. I went clothes shopping and I have that new clothes smell.. ahhhhh!! So fresh!!!
A Hynoptist
So tonight I'm going to a comedy show where a hynoptist will perform. I'm really hoping that he can help me kick my obession with collecting stuff animals. Every since I was four i would always have a stuffed animal party on my bed. I have Clyde the Monkey, Fozzy the Bear, The Noid, and Bonnie the monkey that is Clyde's boyfriend.... oh course she is missing an eye. Now that i'm 34 it's rather embarrassing but I can't seem to part with my old childhood buddies.
Beer in Face
After our April Fool's Joke we thought we would make it up to those that were "Super duped" SO for charity we are giving the option of throwing a beer in my and Blue's face!!! If you would like to bid here is the link http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120400822604 The bid is low right now, so get in their and bid!!!
thats all for now blog,
love,
JD
I feel like a little school boy on his first day of school. I went clothes shopping and I have that new clothes smell.. ahhhhh!! So fresh!!!
A Hynoptist
So tonight I'm going to a comedy show where a hynoptist will perform. I'm really hoping that he can help me kick my obession with collecting stuff animals. Every since I was four i would always have a stuffed animal party on my bed. I have Clyde the Monkey, Fozzy the Bear, The Noid, and Bonnie the monkey that is Clyde's boyfriend.... oh course she is missing an eye. Now that i'm 34 it's rather embarrassing but I can't seem to part with my old childhood buddies.
Beer in Face
After our April Fool's Joke we thought we would make it up to those that were "Super duped" SO for charity we are giving the option of throwing a beer in my and Blue's face!!! If you would like to bid here is the link http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120400822604 The bid is low right now, so get in their and bid!!!
thats all for now blog,
love,
JD
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Happy April Fool's Day
Hey Blog,
April Fool's Day
What a fun day!!! So we put on a fake concert, put it on the air.... sorry if you fell for the location. We thought if we gave a location that didn't really exist that people wouldn't actually go down to the location. But we were wrong... Anyway thanks to the Myrtle Beach police department for not arresting me and Blue. Plus, I hope everyone enjoyed some live music on the station!!!
TV Time
SO I was on the local news last night and well... if you are ever looking for a weight loss plan, go on TV. I kid you not I looked liked I swallowed a small goat before they put me on the show. Plus I didn't have any High-Definition make up so you could see my crows feet from the kitchen. I got to be on TV with the weather guy. What a great job!! You get take the one conversation that most people have with each other and turn it into a career. Could you imagine his day?
" Hey Ed, how about the weather" I ask
" We'll we have a cold front coming in from the northwest, look for showers later this afternoon with a high of 61." Chief Meteorolist Ed P continues
"Looking at Doppler 4001 we see hail on the south end of town and snow in the mountains."
"You have a pretty smile, hold me in a thunderstorm!!" I shrug
okay blog off again tonight to judge a jingle contest!!! Not sure what that even means, but as a judge I will be stern but honorable.
love,
JD
April Fool's Day
What a fun day!!! So we put on a fake concert, put it on the air.... sorry if you fell for the location. We thought if we gave a location that didn't really exist that people wouldn't actually go down to the location. But we were wrong... Anyway thanks to the Myrtle Beach police department for not arresting me and Blue. Plus, I hope everyone enjoyed some live music on the station!!!
TV Time
SO I was on the local news last night and well... if you are ever looking for a weight loss plan, go on TV. I kid you not I looked liked I swallowed a small goat before they put me on the show. Plus I didn't have any High-Definition make up so you could see my crows feet from the kitchen. I got to be on TV with the weather guy. What a great job!! You get take the one conversation that most people have with each other and turn it into a career. Could you imagine his day?
" Hey Ed, how about the weather" I ask
" We'll we have a cold front coming in from the northwest, look for showers later this afternoon with a high of 61." Chief Meteorolist Ed P continues
"Looking at Doppler 4001 we see hail on the south end of town and snow in the mountains."
"You have a pretty smile, hold me in a thunderstorm!!" I shrug
okay blog off again tonight to judge a jingle contest!!! Not sure what that even means, but as a judge I will be stern but honorable.
love,
JD
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