Sunday, October 4, 2009

Crazy life... crazy people and that's my excuse

Hey Blog,

So apparently people do read this blog.. and I it's been a super long time since I've updated it. In my defense, I feel like I have a miraid of outlets to share my personal excursion. However, you made it known... actually you demanded that I blog... So here I go.

Toast
I don't trust my toaster. Sometimes I think I'm going to leave it in too long, so I stand over it and watch it. However, I can't tell whether or not it's actually being toasted, cause all I see are those red hot grills on the side... So I hit the up button and sure enough it isn't toasted. Of course, you can't just push it back down.. cause the toaster likes to punish you for not having faith in it.

Law of Attraction
I have been reading a lot of books lately about the law of attraction. It simply states that what you think about is what you attract. So I have decided to put it to the test. It totally works, I now drive a porsche, travel all the time and I have a lion's tail. Thanks Universe.

Mustache
I have been trying to grow a mustache, mostly because i'm 35 and was hoping that I still didn't grow facial hair like a 12 year old girl. I do. However, I do have the chest of a 12 year old boy... that's right one hair named Harold.

In an effort to create synergy in my life I have decided to use more words like synergy and to use every avenue possible to create my own online community. So here are all the ways we can touch each other.... wait, twitter: http://twitter.com/JDGATOR1079 facebook: http://www.facebook.com/brian.jd.sims?ref=name more facebook: type in The Gator Morning show

love you blog,
JD

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