The Week in Review- Vol 1

Hey Blog,

Well every Saturday I thought I would do a little recap of what happened this past week. Just think of Nancy Grace meets Andy Rooney with a dash of Keith Olbermann and a sprinkle of Perez Hilton... that would be one awesome human!!!

Michael Phelps
Now I'm not going to admit to you whether or not I every done the hashish. Don't ask, don't tell right? (Wait that has to do with being gay in the military. What a gay thing to say.) Anyway, not a big deal. Now if Micheal Phelps was hanging out with 7th graders or selling it to dolphins or a Dolphin (sorry Ricky Williams) then I can understand everyone getting upset. He's a swimmer not a President, let him swim. I really like how whenever they talk about the maryjane they always say its a "gate way" drug. That's like giving a 4 year a pipe cleaner during art class. He then starts to think, well I have a pipe cleaner now I need a pipe to clean. Well if your going to clean it better buy something to clean up, oh look little Richardo is now hook on black tar herion.

The Stimulus Package
Well at first I thought, "NOOOO not free Viagra for old people." Then I kept reading. So here are a list of things that are actually in the stimulus package. Regardless of your politics you should know what were paying for, well what your paying for... I don't have a job yet.

1) $6 billion High-speed Internet access for rural and underserved areas- So that guy underneath the overpass with the cardboard sign well get to participate in American Idol Chat groups during green lights
2) $650 million to help television viewers convert from analog to digital- I would get Stars... no HBO
3) $10 billion Science facilities- Does this mean they are going to build secret lairs for scientist, I think something under the sea would be impressive.

Oh and your going to get $500. Now I can get buy my house and first born back... Thanks Government!

that's all for now blog,
Brian