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The Green Beer
When my parents were kids everybody smoked cigarettes. You would walk by the soda shop and dime store and see 10 year olds puffing on their Lucky Strikes. I think at one point people thought that smoking was healthy. Now lets take a trip 30 years in the future, shall we
"Well JD it looks like your pancreas has eaten your liver." said Dr. Spock
"Wow how did that happen?" I respond
"Remember all that Green Beer you drank for St. Patrick day during the 00's, oops... not a good idea it seems!!!" he laughs to the side and starts to cough to cover it up
Plastic Gloves
Today I went to Wal-mart to pick up some Salad and q-tips. As I was buying my stuff, I noticed the cashier was wearing plastic gloves. Really? So your afraid your going to get some sort of hand std while counting back my $13.72. Let's take another trip to the future shall we.
"So your lungs just consumed your heart... sorry about that." said Dr. Spock
"Wow, how did that happen?" The former Walmart cashier with plastic clothes asks
"The plastic gloves... their toxic, who would have thought! Hey at least you don't smoke!!"
Oh by the way, before I left, I licked the cashier on the cheek!! Ha Ha Ha
love you blog,
JD
6 comments:
YOU LICKED A WALMART CASHIER ON THE CHEEK..
EW FORGET FRIDAY NIGHT BABE
ICKERS.....
you have the most amazing morning show ever. Although i would like more time on it. love, Blue
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